Read date as June 8th 07
Scenario: Lazy sunday afternoon
Actors: Sandy and Sidu
Props: 2 beer mugs, 2 classic milds and a piece of paper rolled in the form of a cone serving the purpose of an ash-tray.
Scene 1 - Act 1
Sandy: Cheers!
Sidu: Cheers! To the revolution!
Sandy: Y the fuck do u say that? Wat revolution r u talkin abt?
Sidu: Chut! We r the revolution.
Sandy: Umm...yeah? how?
Sidu: We r 'The Men' dude! I dont think Bandra wud be watever it is if we guyz dont live here. Imagine the loss of the female population if we move outta here.
Sandy: Hmm...am sure. Terrible loss. Ok temme somethin. How come u r single? Where r all the women? Its a sunday afternoon n u r sippin on beer with me.
Sidu: Pussy! Dont u get it? I am playing hard to get. I have stopped pursuing women. I think its time they track me. If they want me they will get me.
Sandy: Playing hard to get? Like u r gettin so much anyways? HAHA! When was the last time u slept wid some1?
Sidu: I choose not to reveal that information.
Sandy: Perhaps coz there wasnt a last time at all. HAHA
Sidu: Oh really? U r like some hunk is it, who is gettin laid every hr?
Sandy: Atleast I am not playing hard to get. :P And plus..I think I get more than u do anyways.
Sidu: No wonder u r sitting here with me on a sunday afternoon...sippin on beer.
Sandy: Thats coz I need a break. And I need a reality check. I need to realize there r guys who r more wasted than I am.
Sidu: Fuck u!
Sandy: Dude....wat do u wanna do? M almost thru wid my beer. Drink up u jerk. Dont drink like a puss.
Sidu: I wanna do Keira Knightley.
Sandy: Sure...m sure shez waitin for u to get on top of her. U want me to call n check if shez available for u 2day?
Sidu: Man shez soo HOT! I wish I cud marry her. That wud be like a dream come true.
Sandy: Dont u think shez a lil outta ur league?
Sidu: No! Actually I think am stoopin down. I know I can do better.
Sandy: Dude u r a 25 yr old loser who sells insurance n pulls his hair when nervous. I dont think u can stoop any further.
Sidu: Oh u r the one to talk. Wat do u do? Sit behind ur computer all day n chat on gtalk or orkut all day.
Sandy: I get paid for it. Its an amazing job.
Scene 1 - Act 2
Enter Krits
Krits: Losers!
Sandy: Wazzzza!
Sidu: Bitch! Where were u?
Krits: CCD....studying. Not like u chuts whilin away time in each others arms.
Sandy: Fuck u. Dont disgust me. U want some beer?
Krits: Dont mind a mug.
Sandy: Run down n pick a bottle from the wine store na. I believe Jude is still open. And while u r at it....pick 2 Ultra Milds for me.
Sidu: And a chicken roll for me from snack shack.
Krits: Fuck off! On second thoughts I dont need any beer. I just remembered I need to study a lil more in the eve.
Sandy: Then y r u here?
Krits: Dropped by to laugh at both of u.
Sidu: Excuse me? What do u think we are? Ur source for cheap entertainment?
Krits: Umm...Yeah. HAHHA
Sandy: HAHAHA
Sidu: HAHAHA
Krits: Losers!
Sandy: Fuck u!
Krits: Soooo....howz Mrs. Nambiar?
Sidu: Shut up ya!
Sandy: What ya? Tell no...howz she? Shud I invite her?
Sidu: No dude...dont do that.
Krits: Y? U r shy or somethin?
Sandy: Dont have to be shy man. U guyz can go 2 the room while I make fun of krits' hair.
Krits: Fuck u! Speak for urself. Bloody growing ur hair like u r some stud. Looks like a fuckin bee-hive.
Sandy: Screw u! I think its cool
Sidu: Shud we just order some food?
Sandy: Dude I dont think m all that hungry. Plus I m goin out for coffee in a bit. Its like a date.
Krits: Oooooohhhhhhh...date n all
Sidu: With who u chut?
Sandy: Some girl I met during one of my evening walks.
Krits: What does she do?
Sandy: She works for the CIA.
Krits: Yeah..and am gonna be the next mayor.
Sidu: CIA? She told u that?
Sandy: Yeah
Sidu: May be shez lying
Krits: I cud go around tellin ppl I work for the CIA.
Sandy: Look into the mirror first...CIA my ass! She wasnt lying...I saw her ID card too. Have u ever been with some1 who works with the CIA? How cool is that?
Sidu: M sure shez fake.
Sandy: Fuck u! U r just jealous coz u have nothin or no one to do. Go wank!
Krits: Can we come?
Sandy: No. I aint tellin u where m going.
Krits: Ha! Like thats difficult....we know all ur joints.
Sandy: Screw u! M outta here. U guyz piss off
Sidu: Bye dude...I think ill call Veena (name changed to protect identification)
Krits: HAHAHAHA...Loser
Sandy: HAHAHAHA....Loser
Scenario: Lazy sunday afternoon
Actors: Sandy and Sidu
Props: 2 beer mugs, 2 classic milds and a piece of paper rolled in the form of a cone serving the purpose of an ash-tray.
Scene 1 - Act 1
Sandy: Cheers!
Sidu: Cheers! To the revolution!
Sandy: Y the fuck do u say that? Wat revolution r u talkin abt?
Sidu: Chut! We r the revolution.
Sandy: Umm...yeah? how?
Sidu: We r 'The Men' dude! I dont think Bandra wud be watever it is if we guyz dont live here. Imagine the loss of the female population if we move outta here.
Sandy: Hmm...am sure. Terrible loss. Ok temme somethin. How come u r single? Where r all the women? Its a sunday afternoon n u r sippin on beer with me.
Sidu: Pussy! Dont u get it? I am playing hard to get. I have stopped pursuing women. I think its time they track me. If they want me they will get me.
Sandy: Playing hard to get? Like u r gettin so much anyways? HAHA! When was the last time u slept wid some1?
Sidu: I choose not to reveal that information.
Sandy: Perhaps coz there wasnt a last time at all. HAHA
Sidu: Oh really? U r like some hunk is it, who is gettin laid every hr?
Sandy: Atleast I am not playing hard to get. :P And plus..I think I get more than u do anyways.
Sidu: No wonder u r sitting here with me on a sunday afternoon...sippin on beer.
Sandy: Thats coz I need a break. And I need a reality check. I need to realize there r guys who r more wasted than I am.
Sidu: Fuck u!
Sandy: Dude....wat do u wanna do? M almost thru wid my beer. Drink up u jerk. Dont drink like a puss.
Sidu: I wanna do Keira Knightley.
Sandy: Sure...m sure shez waitin for u to get on top of her. U want me to call n check if shez available for u 2day?
Sidu: Man shez soo HOT! I wish I cud marry her. That wud be like a dream come true.
Sandy: Dont u think shez a lil outta ur league?
Sidu: No! Actually I think am stoopin down. I know I can do better.
Sandy: Dude u r a 25 yr old loser who sells insurance n pulls his hair when nervous. I dont think u can stoop any further.
Sidu: Oh u r the one to talk. Wat do u do? Sit behind ur computer all day n chat on gtalk or orkut all day.
Sandy: I get paid for it. Its an amazing job.
Scene 1 - Act 2
Enter Krits
Krits: Losers!
Sandy: Wazzzza!
Sidu: Bitch! Where were u?
Krits: CCD....studying. Not like u chuts whilin away time in each others arms.
Sandy: Fuck u. Dont disgust me. U want some beer?
Krits: Dont mind a mug.
Sandy: Run down n pick a bottle from the wine store na. I believe Jude is still open. And while u r at it....pick 2 Ultra Milds for me.
Sidu: And a chicken roll for me from snack shack.
Krits: Fuck off! On second thoughts I dont need any beer. I just remembered I need to study a lil more in the eve.
Sandy: Then y r u here?
Krits: Dropped by to laugh at both of u.
Sidu: Excuse me? What do u think we are? Ur source for cheap entertainment?
Krits: Umm...Yeah. HAHHA
Sandy: HAHAHA
Sidu: HAHAHA
Krits: Losers!
Sandy: Fuck u!
Krits: Soooo....howz Mrs. Nambiar?
Sidu: Shut up ya!
Sandy: What ya? Tell no...howz she? Shud I invite her?
Sidu: No dude...dont do that.
Krits: Y? U r shy or somethin?
Sandy: Dont have to be shy man. U guyz can go 2 the room while I make fun of krits' hair.
Krits: Fuck u! Speak for urself. Bloody growing ur hair like u r some stud. Looks like a fuckin bee-hive.
Sandy: Screw u! I think its cool
Sidu: Shud we just order some food?
Sandy: Dude I dont think m all that hungry. Plus I m goin out for coffee in a bit. Its like a date.
Krits: Oooooohhhhhhh...date n all
Sidu: With who u chut?
Sandy: Some girl I met during one of my evening walks.
Krits: What does she do?
Sandy: She works for the CIA.
Krits: Yeah..and am gonna be the next mayor.
Sidu: CIA? She told u that?
Sandy: Yeah
Sidu: May be shez lying
Krits: I cud go around tellin ppl I work for the CIA.
Sandy: Look into the mirror first...CIA my ass! She wasnt lying...I saw her ID card too. Have u ever been with some1 who works with the CIA? How cool is that?
Sidu: M sure shez fake.
Sandy: Fuck u! U r just jealous coz u have nothin or no one to do. Go wank!
Krits: Can we come?
Sandy: No. I aint tellin u where m going.
Krits: Ha! Like thats difficult....we know all ur joints.
Sandy: Screw u! M outta here. U guyz piss off
Sidu: Bye dude...I think ill call Veena (name changed to protect identification)
Krits: HAHAHAHA...Loser
Sandy: HAHAHAHA....Loser
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