Thursday, 24 July 2008

An Inconvenient Truth

Read date as July 3rd 08

You look at that river gently flowing by. You notice the leaves rustling with the wind. You hear the birds; you hear the tree frogs. In the distance you hear a cow. You feel the grass. The mud gives a little bit on the river bank. It’s quiet; it’s peaceful. And all of a sudden, it’s a gear shift inside you. And it’s like taking a deep breath and going... 'Oh yeah, I forgot about this'.
- Al Gore in the opening monologue of An Inconvenient Truth


I have never written a review on a movie or a documentary for that matter. But after watching Al Gore’s: An Inconvenient Truth last night, I was struck so hard by it that I felt like jumping outright in rage and resolving the environmental crisis right away. Rage, not because the human race is contributing to the crisis, but because I never took this entire issue seriously. What Gore brings out in the 90 minute documentary is stark and makes you realize how we are killing the environment, gradually.

Al Gore, the former Vice President of USA comes out as a much stronger person after his defeat to George W. Bush. But when you are watching the documentary you must forget he ever ran for office. Consider him as a man fighting for an approaching crisis. Consider him as a man opening your eyes to several facts.

He stands on a stage before a vast screen, in front of an audience. The documentary is based on a speech he has been developing for six years, and is supported by dramatic visuals. He shows the famous photograph "Earthrise," taken from space by the first American astronauts. Then he shows a series of later space photographs, clearly indicating that glaciers and lakes are shrinking, snows are melting, shorelines are retreating.

He provides statistics: The 10 warmest years in history were in the last 14 years. Last year South America experienced its first hurricane. Japan and the Pacific are setting records for typhoons. Hurricane Katrina passed over Florida, doubled back over the Gulf, picked up strength from unusually warm Gulf waters, and went from Category 3 to Category 5. There are changes in the Gulf Stream and the jet stream. Cores of polar ice show that carbon dioxide is much, much higher than ever before in a quarter of a million years. It was once thought that such things went in cycles. Gore stands in front of a graph showing the ups and downs of carbon dioxide over the centuries. Yes, there is a cyclical pattern. Then, in recent years, the graph turns up and keeps going up, higher and higher, off the chart.

However I do disagree with one of Gore’s statements. He stated that global warming is directly linked to population. I would state that global warming is directly linked to how a population behaves. The solution to the crisis lies in individual efforts. Even simple measures can help save the environment. The official website of the documentary gives you
10 simple tips that you and I can follow and make an effort.

A person, very close to my heart and life, keeps saying that the human race is going to kill itself. But I think if there is a change from within, from each one of us, the approaching crisis can be resolved. And it doesn’t require much out of us.

Lets start with little baby steps…today!

Lazy Sunday Afternoon

Read date as June 8th 07

Scenario: Lazy sunday afternoon
Actors: Sandy and Sidu
Props: 2 beer mugs, 2 classic milds and a piece of paper rolled in the form of a cone serving the purpose of an ash-tray.


Scene 1 - Act 1

Sandy: Cheers!
Sidu: Cheers! To the revolution!
Sandy: Y the fuck do u say that? Wat revolution r u talkin abt?
Sidu: Chut! We r the revolution.
Sandy: Umm...yeah? how?
Sidu: We r 'The Men' dude! I dont think Bandra wud be watever it is if we guyz dont live here. Imagine the loss of the female population if we move outta here.
Sandy: Hmm...am sure. Terrible loss. Ok temme somethin. How come u r single? Where r all the women? Its a sunday afternoon n u r sippin on beer with me.
Sidu: Pussy! Dont u get it? I am playing hard to get. I have stopped pursuing women. I think its time they track me. If they want me they will get me.
Sandy: Playing hard to get? Like u r gettin so much anyways? HAHA! When was the last time u slept wid some1?
Sidu: I choose not to reveal that information.
Sandy: Perhaps coz there wasnt a last time at all. HAHA
Sidu: Oh really? U r like some hunk is it, who is gettin laid every hr?
Sandy: Atleast I am not playing hard to get. :P And plus..I think I get more than u do anyways.
Sidu: No wonder u r sitting here with me on a sunday afternoon...sippin on beer.
Sandy: Thats coz I need a break. And I need a reality check. I need to realize there r guys who r more wasted than I am.
Sidu: Fuck u!
Sandy: Dude....wat do u wanna do? M almost thru wid my beer. Drink up u jerk. Dont drink like a puss.
Sidu: I wanna do Keira Knightley.
Sandy: Sure...m sure shez waitin for u to get on top of her. U want me to call n check if shez available for u 2day?
Sidu: Man shez soo HOT! I wish I cud marry her. That wud be like a dream come true.
Sandy: Dont u think shez a lil outta ur league?
Sidu: No! Actually I think am stoopin down. I know I can do better.
Sandy: Dude u r a 25 yr old loser who sells insurance n pulls his hair when nervous. I dont think u can stoop any further.
Sidu: Oh u r the one to talk. Wat do u do? Sit behind ur computer all day n chat on gtalk or orkut all day.
Sandy: I get paid for it. Its an amazing job.

Scene 1 - Act 2
Enter Krits


Krits: Losers!
Sandy: Wazzzza!
Sidu: Bitch! Where were u?
Krits: CCD....studying. Not like u chuts whilin away time in each others arms.
Sandy: Fuck u. Dont disgust me. U want some beer?
Krits: Dont mind a mug.
Sandy: Run down n pick a bottle from the wine store na. I believe Jude is still open. And while u r at it....pick 2 Ultra Milds for me.
Sidu: And a chicken roll for me from snack shack.
Krits: Fuck off! On second thoughts I dont need any beer. I just remembered I need to study a lil more in the eve.
Sandy: Then y r u here?
Krits: Dropped by to laugh at both of u.
Sidu: Excuse me? What do u think we are? Ur source for cheap entertainment?
Krits: Umm...Yeah. HAHHA
Sandy: HAHAHA
Sidu: HAHAHA
Krits: Losers!
Sandy: Fuck u!
Krits: Soooo....howz Mrs. Nambiar?
Sidu: Shut up ya!
Sandy: What ya? Tell no...howz she? Shud I invite her?
Sidu: No dude...dont do that.
Krits: Y? U r shy or somethin?
Sandy: Dont have to be shy man. U guyz can go 2 the room while I make fun of krits' hair.
Krits: Fuck u! Speak for urself. Bloody growing ur hair like u r some stud. Looks like a fuckin bee-hive.
Sandy: Screw u! I think its cool
Sidu: Shud we just order some food?
Sandy: Dude I dont think m all that hungry. Plus I m goin out for coffee in a bit. Its like a date.
Krits: Oooooohhhhhhh...date n all
Sidu: With who u chut?
Sandy: Some girl I met during one of my evening walks.
Krits: What does she do?
Sandy: She works for the CIA.
Krits: Yeah..and am gonna be the next mayor.
Sidu: CIA? She told u that?
Sandy: Yeah
Sidu: May be shez lying
Krits: I cud go around tellin ppl I work for the CIA.
Sandy: Look into the mirror first...CIA my ass! She wasnt lying...I saw her ID card too. Have u ever been with some1 who works with the CIA? How cool is that?
Sidu: M sure shez fake.
Sandy: Fuck u! U r just jealous coz u have nothin or no one to do. Go wank!
Krits: Can we come?
Sandy: No. I aint tellin u where m going.
Krits: Ha! Like thats difficult....we know all ur joints.
Sandy: Screw u! M outta here. U guyz piss off
Sidu: Bye dude...I think ill call Veena (name changed to protect identification)
Krits: HAHAHAHA...Loser
Sandy: HAHAHAHA....Loser